Our Founding Fathers

"This is a big fucking deal"

2010 March 25

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Looks like Joe Biden talks just like the rest of us

From San Francisco today, “The Giants are on their way to the Super Bowl.”

2012 January 19

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Yes, I admit...I'm a dumb ass

“Just plug the damn hole!”

2010 May 26

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Looks like he just plugged the old cake hole

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again"

2010 April 26

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Good point, Barbara

“His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although she’s…wait. Your mom’s still…your mom’s still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul”

2010 April 13

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"I've now been in 57 states — I think one left to go"

2010 April 2

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Maybe he should have counted the stars before the photo-shoot

Well, let's see. There's…of course, in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings"

2010 March 28

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I guess Sarah doesn't understand the rules

"When we were in college we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us have in the dorms, and fry squirrels in the popcorn popper"

2010 March 28

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At least he didn't tell us he cross-dressed in college

"America must be a light to the world, not just a missile"

2010 March 28

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Let's hope Nancy never gets her hands on the missile

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"

2010 March 26

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Ummmm...Bill. What? Looks like you inhaled after all

"There's an old saying in Tennessee…I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me…you can't get fooled again"

2010 March 26

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I think we all got fooled, again and again

Our Founding Fathers

are rolling in their graves…

"This is a big fucking deal"

From San Francisco today, “The Giants are on their way to the Super Bowl.”

“Just plug the damn hole!”

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again"

“His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although she’s…wait. Your mom’s still…your mom’s still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul”

"I've now been in 57 states — I think one left to go"

Well, let's see. There's…of course, in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings"

"When we were in college we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us have in the dorms, and fry squirrels in the popcorn popper"

"America must be a light to the world, not just a missile"

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"

"There's an old saying in Tennessee…I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me…you can't get fooled again"

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